In our ninth episode, Professor Z and Ember discover the merits of earning a Golarion Scout Badge early in life when they attempt to set up camp. Several hours, a giant bat, and one fight later, they find themselves guests of a mysterious forest guardian. Meanwhile, Temerity and Oom enjoy King Drum Thornfiddle's finest brandy and his juiciest gossip. King DTF is in way over his head: the question is, are we?